No luck this morning. Obviously my Salty strategy needs work. I’ve got the right rod, hat, and know most of the top spots thanks to El’s. And I make sure that either Chuck, Mr Pinchy’s Magical Crawdad, or my Sewer Rat are by my side whenever I drop a line. These things matter.
And yet clearly it’s not enough.
Of course the rare fish are scared off when they see a great lumbering Tauren kitted out in Crusader’s Square Pauldrons and Tempered Titansteel Treads hovering over their pool.
Time for some more appropriate fashion:
- Red Swashbuckler’s Shirt
- Knitted Tunic (Tauren don’t wear overalls)
- Embroidered Gloves
- Embroidered Pants
- Embroidered Belt
- Knitted Sandals (aka thongs…)
That should do the trick. They’ll take one look and a Blacktip Shark and 15 Pound Mud Snapper will be mine!